"A Sailor, A Sheep, and A Dog"

 

A sailor, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on an island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze warm and gentle—a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the horny swabby.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and low and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was badly injured when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze—perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the man started to get “those feelings” again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, leaned over to the young woman, and cautiously whispered in her ear …

“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”