"Card Game"

 

One day a handsome Sailor, Santa Claus, a heterosexual Marine, and the Easter Bunny were playing a game of high-stakes poker. The pot grew and grew until it contained several thousand dollars. Suddenly the lights went out, and when they came back on, the money was gone. Who took it?

The answer should be obvious … It was the handsome Sailor!

There is no such thing as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. And there sure as hell ain't no such thing as a heterosexual Marine!  

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