His men
would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
I would
not breed with this sailor.
This sailor
is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.
When she
opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was
previously in there.
He has
carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
He would
be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
Technically
sound, but socially impossible.
This sailor
reminds me of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not
really going anywhere.
This
young lady has delusions of adequacy.
When he
joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged
considerably.
This sailor
has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and the rest of my sailors
to carry him from bar to bar.
Since my
last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
She sets
low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
He has
the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
This sailor
should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.
In my
opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
The only
ship I would recommend this sailor for is Citizenship.
Works
well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This
sailor is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
( Fin )
From mine, OS1 (Me) " Is a perfectionist to the point of stubborness."
ReplyDeleteTragically underwhelming
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites after a PEP tour with the Brits “This officer should not breed.”
ReplyDeleteI once used the word "lackadaisical" in an evaluation, XO remembered that forever.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean meeting or exceeding my own expectations doesn't count?
ReplyDeletePushes on doors marked pull.
ReplyDeleteAll of these comments would get the evaluator fired in today’s environment
ReplyDeleteHe has been UA 27 days in a row. If he had disappeared for only three days more to make it 30 in a row, we could have transfered this malodorous malcontent to the FBI.
ReplyDeleteTechnically amazing, could build a spaceship in the corner of the shop, but considers Navy equipment as too antiquated to work on.
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