" The Misses "

 

Four Sailors were sitting in a pub discussing their sex lives. The first man says …

“I sleep with my wife once a month.”

… The second says …

“Twice a month for me.”

“I do it once a week,”

… says the third Sailor …

“That’s nothing,” says the fourth Sailor, “I’m at it every day.”

The first Sailor cries …

“But you’re not even married!”

“I know,” says Sailor number four. “I thought we were talking about your wife!”