Saturday, July 23, 2016

'Joint Exercise'

Some Sailors were partaking in a joint exercise with Israeli Commando's. Part of the exercise required the group to infiltrate a public beach from the sea, and fit in while the security force attempted to find and capture them.

They made it to the beach, and actually went into a restaurant to eat undetected. A good looking Israeli Sergeant came into the restaurant and seated herself next to one of the Sailors. She said…

“Tag, you’re caught.”

 The Sailor asked…

“What do we do now?”

… and she said ordered lunch. Things looked good at this point and the security forces and the invaders had lunch. The Sailor asked one of the security guys about the Sargent. He was told that she was a recent widow. Upon returning to the table he expressed his condolences, and asked how he had died. She said…

“He died because of Gonorrhea!”

The Sailor replied…

“I’d never heard of that being fatal?!?”

… She replied…

 "When you give it to me it is!"  



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