'Keeping Up With Technology'

In this day and age of technology the ol’ bastard of a peg legged one eyed Chief was having a hell of a time changing his gauddamned password every ninety days on his computer! On the ninetieth day the computer prompted him to change his password for the umpteenth millionth time!! Being the ol’ salt that he is, he decided in his own smartass way that he would use the Password: “PENIS”…

Seconds later he picked up the computer screen and tossed it across the office…

The computer stated…  “Try another, it's not long enough!”