Thursday, October 5, 2017

'A Sailor Meets A Girl At The Bar'


A sailor meets a girl at the bar and asks …

“May I buy you a drink?”

“Okay, but it won’t do you any good!”

… she said …

A little later, he asked …

“May I buy you another drink?”

“Okay, but it won’t do you any good!”

… she replied again …

He invited her up to his apartment and she replied …

“Okay, but it won’t do you any good!”

They got to his apartment and he confessed …

“You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I want you for my wife!”

… she responds …

“Oh, that’s different! Send her in!!!”



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