A young
Sailor meets the girl of his dreams on the streets of Olongapo where she swears
that she’s still a virgin, and he’s just naive enough to believe her…
well sort of!! Trust me, this shit happens!!!
Given the
state of moral dilemma and the ration of shit he received from his shipmates,
he devised a little test for their wedding night! Pulling down his skivvy
shorts he asked …
“Honey Khoe,
can you tell me what this is?”
“A wee-wee!”
… She
replied coyly …
Delighted by
her innocence, the new husband corrected her gently …
“No,
sweetheart, it’s a prick!”
“Uh-huh.
It’s a wee-wee!”
… She
insisted …
Slightly
annoyed, he took her to task.
“It’s time
for you to learn a few things, dear. Now this is a Prick!”
“No Way!”
… She
retorted …
“It’s not
half as big as some of the pricks I’ve seen!”
I have heard this one before and the punch line was, "No, I have seen lots of pricks and that's a Wee-Wee!
ReplyDeleteActually did marry a virgin in Olongapo 46 years ago. If you can't tell the difference, then it's time for an anatomy lesson. Funny joke though.
ReplyDeleteSame here. I married a Filipina and it gave me two beautiful kids.I am also proud to be a lucky one. Our mariage is still going strong from 35 years ago. I met and dated my wife for almost a year, courted her the Filipino way while she was an RN in Manila.
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