'Travels Home'

Once a Sailor was traveling home and stopped for a bite to eat after a long deployment! A police officer was sitting beside him as the conversation went something like this …

“Are you going home after a long deployment?”

“Yes, after a year-long deployment.”

… Says the Sailor …

“Anything special you are going home too?”

… Asked the officer …

“My wife gave birth to a boy!”

… The Officer asks …

“Hmmm, wouldn't that make the boy a bastard with you being gone over a year?”

“I know!”

… Replied the Sailor as the officer digs …

“So … ?”

“So what!” … Says the Sailor … “We'll make him join the Police Force!”