"Fleet Week"

It’s Fleet in Week New York, now in its 31st year.  It’s the city’s time honored celebration of the sea services, an opportunity for the people of New York meet Sailors, Marines and Coast Guardsmen.  The week long celebration has been held since 1984. Here are a few Fleet Week Jokes I gathered from late night television … hope you enjoy!

It's Fleet Week in New York City. All the armed forces are there, 1500 military personnel. They're going to defend us against Godzilla.

Fleet Week is great for me personally because it's the only time I can walk around New York City and not feel stupid wearing my little sailor outfit.

A new study proves that women love men in uniform. You know, unless it's a Mets uniform.

During Fleet Week, New York City gets pretty rowdy. All that yelling, drinking, and raising hell. And then when they're done taping "The View," Fleet Week starts.

It’s Fleet Week in New York. And you know what that means: Next week is Penicillin Week.

As one comedian implied, fleet week is the one time every year when it’s OK for your best friend to mistakenly sleep with the ice cream man, thinking that he’s a Navy captain.

 I’d like the chance of parallel-parking a Nimitz-class super carrier!

Almost 3,000 members of the Navy are in New York for Fleet Week … and almost 3 will remember it.

At Fleet Week you can always tell which ship is the USS New York as it’s always pointing and laughing at the USS New Jersey …