Saturday, October 19, 2019

"Made In Japan"



An American Sailor was in Japan doing some sightseeing. On his last day of liberty, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the base. During the journey, a Honda motorcycle drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the Sailor leaned out of the window and yelled …

"Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"  

After a while, a Kawasaki sped past the taxi. Again, the Sailor leaned out of the window and yelled …

"Kawasaki, very fast! Made in Japan!"  

And then a Suzuki sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Sailor leaned out of the window and yelled …

"Suzuki, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of miles. Finally, the taxi came to the base. The fare was $300 US. The Sailor exclaimed …

"Why is it so expensive?"

There upon, the driver yelled back,

"Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"


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