"Wanna Be A Yardbird"

Little Jimmie lived across the street from the shipyard and wanted to be a shipbuilder one day. He wouldn’t stop bothering his mother about it so she told him to go across the street and watch the builders work through the fence and maybe he’ll learn something.

Jimmy was gone for two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had learned. Jimmie replied …

“Well, first you put the Gauddamned water tight door up. Then the son-of-a-bitch doesn’t fit, so you have to take the cock sucker back down. Then you have to move the bolts over a cunt hair on each side and then put the mother fucker back up again to weld it in place.”

Mother said …

“You just wait until your father comes home!”

When Jimmie’s father got home, Mom told him to ask Jimmie what he learned across the street. Jimmy told his father the whole story. Dad said …

“Jimmie, you go outside and get a switch!”

Jimmie replied …

“Fuck you, that’s the Electrician’s job!”