Sunday, December 22, 2019

"Getting In to Heaven"



Three servicemen died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man, an Army Private, fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man, a Marine, reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man, a drunken Sailor, started searching desperately beneath his thirteen button blues and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties ...

St. Peter, astonished, looked at the sailor with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The Sailor replied, "They're Carol's!"


3 comments:

  1. And our Navy tradition has been upheld. MERRY CHRISTMAS Dan and please keep them coming.

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  2. Good joke! Too bad our Navy has been turned into one.

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