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Sailors on a supply ship are used to transporting goods to all the other ships in the fleet. This time however they'd been tasked with taking 300 boxes of penis
shaped potatoes throughout the gulf and they all think it's a joke.
"We'll be a laughing stock" says the junior sailor.
"I'll never be able to live it down" says the Ensign.
"Let's tell the Captain that we've decided not to go" says the Suppo.
Headstrong they head to the Captains Stateroom to voice their displeasure and inform him of their decision.
The Captain hears them out but ultimately disagrees and informs them that they'll be going ahead with the shipment.
"But we've got you outvoted 3 to 1" the sailors cried in unison.
"You fools" said the Captain "you're all forgetting one thing!"
"What's that?" Exclaimed the sailors.
The Captain stood tall and addressed them powerfully.
"That this isn't a democracy..."
"It's a dick tater ship!"
"We'll be a laughing stock" says the junior sailor.
"I'll never be able to live it down" says the Ensign.
"Let's tell the Captain that we've decided not to go" says the Suppo.
Headstrong they head to the Captains Stateroom to voice their displeasure and inform him of their decision.
The Captain hears them out but ultimately disagrees and informs them that they'll be going ahead with the shipment.
"But we've got you outvoted 3 to 1" the sailors cried in unison.
"You fools" said the Captain "you're all forgetting one thing!"
"What's that?" Exclaimed the sailors.
The Captain stood tall and addressed them powerfully.
"That this isn't a democracy..."
"It's a dick tater ship!"
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