Saturday, December 7, 2019

"Know the Difference"



To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, I went to medical onboard ship once and told the Dick Doc he either had a lot of Guts or a lot of Balls to be a Pecker Checker. This is what the Doc had to say …

You know there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. Having Guts is arriving home late, after a night out with your shipmates being met by your wife with a broom and having the Guts to ask …

“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Having Balls is coming home late after a night out with your shipmates, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the ass while having the “Balls” to say ...

“You’re next, chubby!”

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both can result in death …

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