Saturday, March 28, 2020

"An Ol' Navy Vet"



An old Navy Vet walked into a grocery store and the cashier said …

“Sir your barracks door is open.”

He paid no attention to her because he didn’t know what she was talking about. He started shopping and in this one aisle, he saw a man stocking the shelves. He told the man what the cashier said and asked the man what she meant. He told him that his fly was open. After shopping, he went back to the same cashier and said …

“Ma’am, you told me my barracks door was open. While you were looking did you see a Sailor standing at attention, saluting?”

“No sir,” she said, “I saw an old retired veteran lying on two seabags…”

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