Saturday, March 14, 2020

"Waving To Mom"




While the new recruits stood at attention during a parade, one of the recruits waved to someone in the audience.

"Jones, never do that again!"

… yelled the Chief ... But a few minutes later, the sailor waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the Chief stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center.

"Recruit Jones, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Yes, Chief!"

… Replied Jones …

"But you don't know my mother!"


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