"Getting Laid"

 

A young Seaman Recruit out of Bootcamp receives orders to Hawaii. On the flight there, all he can think about is getting greeted by a pretty Hawaiian girl and having roses placed around his neck. When he landed in Hawaii, he noticed all the other people greeted and having roses placed around their necks. The Sailor learned that the roses were called a Leia. He was there for three years and never got leia'd…