"Dirty Magazines"

 

After a long day, a Gunnersmate’s wife had received a phone call from her husband...

“Sorry honey, I’m going to be late coming home. We had an inspection today and the XO found some dirty magazines.”

… To which his wife replied …

“What the hell … You sailors are grown men! I’m your wife for fuck’s sake and if I don’t see the problem, then what’s the harm of a few nudie books?

Her husband interrupted...

"Honey, when I said ‘dirty magazines,’ I meant the spaces we store our ammo onboard ship."