"Kamikaze"

 

An American Navy pilot went into a Japanese bar and sat next to an old Japanese gentleman.

“My name is Lieutenant Wilson, what’s your name?”

“My name is Teriyaki!”

“Teriyaki?”

“Yes!”

“Well Teriyaki, did you ever serve in the military?”

“Yes, I was fighter pilot in big war. I was Kamikaze!”

“Kamikaze? But I thought Kamikaze pilots crashed into warships on suicide missions.”

“Yes, that is right.”

“Then Teriyaki, how come you’re still alive?”

“Because I Chicken Teriyaki!”