"Sailor's Parrot"

 

A sailor had a parrot that just sat and said…

“I’m a pretty whore.”

… over and over. He was embarrassed about it, but two old maids he knew had a couple of parrots that sat on their perch and prayed all of the time, so he thought he’d put his vulgar little parrot with the two praying parrots and it would mend her ways.

So he took his parrot over, was obliged by the old maids as he put his parrot in the cage with the two praying parrots and one of them said…

“Up off your knees Jake, our prayers have been answered!”