"I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee"

 

Here is another diddy from your favorite Sea-Daddy, Owyn “Preacher Bradford” Sung to the tune of 'The First Lord's Song' by Gilbert and Sullivan.” I hope you all enjoy…

 

When I was a lad I said "Aye aye"

And they shipped me out to the old PI.

I went to muster and then turned to

And at liberty call knew just what to do!

I crossed that bridge so rapidly

I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!

I went to Pauline's and I fed the croc

And at Marilyn's exercised my jock.

I ate my lumpia and Kong's fried rice

And that monkey meat, it sure was nice.

That monkey meat was so good to me

I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!

Long-time, short-time, it all was fine

And sailors' joys, they all were mine.

I wrapped that rascal ne'er got sick

And the corpsman, he never touched my d***!

I was healthy as hell, boys, sexually.

I'm the best Sea Daddy in the whole Na-vee!