Sunday, December 5, 2021

"Some Navy Dad Jokes"

 




A Sailor just back from overseas, with a drip from the trip explained to the Corpsman …

“I escaped the Hong Kong Flu, but not the Singapore Floosies…”


A girl who tries to talk her sailor into buying her a new dress ought not be surprised when he tries to talk her out of it…

 

Sailors don’t think about women all of the time, but when they think, they think about women…


A Boot Camp Company Commander on his Honeymoon…

“Hump, Two … Three … Four”

“Hump, Two … Three … More”

 

Penicillin … The ideal gift for the Sailor who has everything!


How do you get an 80 year old Vet to use the "F" Word - Have another 80 year old Vet holler "BINGO".

 

Why doesn’t the navy allow strippers on submarines?

A: In combat the lights go red!


Did you hear about the homesick Sailor? He eats his sardines with a hairbrush…


As a Sailor I once saw a sign that read…

“Stop at all Red Lights … Keep our Girls off the Streets!”

 


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