"God Told Me"

 

A Soldier, Airman, Marine, and an old Navy Chief were sitting in a bar one night.

The Soldier suddenly stood up and said…

“God told me that when he made the baddest and strongest, he made me.”

The Airman then stood up and said…

“God told me that when he made the smartest and wisest, he made me.”

The Marine stood up and said…

“God told me that when he made the fastest, and swiftest, he made me.”

The old Navy Chief looked around, finished his drink, and took a long drag off his cigar. Then he looked at the other servicemen standing around and said in a low growling voice…

“I never told none of ya’ll any of that shit!”