"Those Three Words"

 

A salty Sailor was walking the street outside the gate when he was approached by a prostitute…

“For $200, I’ll perform any act for you provided that you can describe it in three words.”

The Sailor thinks about the offer for less than a moment and gives the woman $200.

“Okay, tell me what you want me to do, but remember, only in three words.”

The Sailor, who’s been quiet throughout the exchange says…

“Paint my Ship!”  

( FiN )