Friday, December 9, 2022

"Retired Sea Captain"

 



A retired Navy Captain met a former sailor who used to serve as his personal orderly while under him on the last ship the Captain had commanded. The Captain decided to hire him to do the same kind of work he did while he was in the Navy. He told him…

“Wake me up every morning at 0600.”

The next morning, at 0600 hours, the orderly strode into the retired Captain’s bedroom, shook him awake, and then leaned over and spanked the Captain’s wife on the backside …

“Alright missy, it’s back to town you go!”

 

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