"Submarine Ops"

 

A LONG-TIME SUBMARINER, this Master Chief had thought he'd heard every possible description of a submerged operation until a group of teachers toured his attack submarine in San Diego.

One woman asked one of the petty officer tour guides what it's like steering a submarine underwater with only sonar for guidance…

"Well, ma'am, if you painted your car's windshield black, then drove down the freeway while listening to your bitchy wife with her head out the moon roof while some midget operates the gas and the brakes for you… it would be pretty close."