" Environmental, Social, and Corporate Governance"

(ESG)

 

In light of the current administration’s dedication to Environmental, Social, and Corporate Governance (ESG), the Department of the Navy has made Climate Change a number one priority. It has come to the forgone conclusion that we should replace our fleet with wind-powered ecologically friendly ships such as the USS Constitution. It has been determined that “Old Ironsides” is the stealthiest and most environmentally friendly ship in the fleet. She’s not dependent on oil, she makes no propeller noise for enemy subs to track, the guidance system for her cannonballs cannot be jammed by sophisticated electronics, and her custom handmade sails leave a small carbon footprint we should all be proud of …