When we were in
BE&E school in Great Mistakes, a few friends devised a system based on the
Mini-Helen. If you are familiar with the Battle of Troy, Assuming that Helen of Troy had a face that launched 1000 ships,
one Mini-Helen is a girl who could launch one ship. One Helen equals 1000 Mini-Helens.
“There is a negative measurement for how many ships you would scuttle to avoid
contact with a given woman. A girl can score 50 Mini-Helens just by being
identifiably female at a distance of 20 feet. But a Helen is the girl you take
home and eat in front of your wife …
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