There once
was a handsome young seaman
Who with
ladies was a real demon.
In peace or
in war,
At sea or on
shore,
He certainly
dished out the semen.
Who went out
to sea on a freighter.
She was
screwed by the master…
An utter
disaster …
But the crew
all made up for it later.
Sailed on a
ship to Kenmare.
But the cute
little honey,
Left home
her money,
So she laid
the whole crew for her fare.
There was a
young lady at sea,
Who said ‘God
how it hurts when I pee.’
‘I see’ said
the mate,
That
accounts for the state,
Of the
Captain, the Boatswain, and me!
Who rescued
a gal in the sea …
She asked
how to pay,
He said just
one way …
Go down for
the third time on me!
Who took a
mermaid to bed …
He said to
be blunt,
I can’t find
your cunt,
So give me a
blowjob instead!
There once was a sailor named Ted,
Who went to
his skipper and said …
“Since
dating your daughter …
It hurts to
pass water …
I’ve bent
all the pipes in the head!”
( Fin )
There once was a sailor from Boston, who drove a little red Austin. He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas, but his balls hung so low that he lost them.
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