In “The
Ship with a Flat Tire” we live the misadventures of the U.S.S. Carnation, a
ship named after the prohibitionist Carry Nation. Carnation is an Auxiliary
Submarine Support ship, (ASS-1), converted from an LST and used to deliver torpedoes
to submarines at sea. As for the rag-tag officers and crew, they play a similar
likeness to the television series M.A.S.H. There is, for instance, Commander Nord, who
has fourteen children, each named after a ship type or naval station. His
Executive officer is Lt. Albert Armageddon Schwetzbaum, whose consuming
ambition is to create a public Image for the Carnation and take credit for the
ship's Navy Bean Soup recipe Contest. (Winner of the contest is Lt. (jg.)
Allison, a peanut butter maniac, whose recipe includes, of course, peanut
butter. The central figure is Ensign J. Roger Westbury. The Carnation, whose
missions may include the transportation of space monkeys, is under threat of
imminent decommission from the service. When the ship is finally ordered to
cruise down the Carolinas, it has to head back to port because a rubber inner
tube used as a substitute shock absorber for the clutch assembly blows flat. It’s
a good read I recommend for those into ol’ Canoe Club humor!
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