A new recruit
was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter
unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Navy car came up with
an Admiral seated in the back. The sentry said,
"Halt,
who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a Third Class Petty Officer says,
"Admiral
Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The Admiral said,
"Drive
on!"
The sentry
said,
"Hold
it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in
without a sticker."
The Admiral repeated,
"I'm
telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said,
"Admiral,
I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"
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