Two old sailors
were outside on the smoke deck, having a good ol’ smoke when it started to
rain. One of the sailors pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over his
cigarette and continued smoking.
The first sailor
asks…
"Whatcha’
do that for?"
His shipmate replies…
His shipmate replies…
"It’s a condom. I do it this way so my cigarette
doesn't get wet."
"Where did you get it?"
"You can get them at medical. They hand them out for free!"
The next day ... The curious first sailor hobbles down to medical and announces to the duty corpsman that he wants some condoms. The corpsman looks at him kind of strangely, but politely asks what brand he prefers…
"It don't matter to me none, as long as it fits a Camel."
"Where did you get it?"
"You can get them at medical. They hand them out for free!"
The next day ... The curious first sailor hobbles down to medical and announces to the duty corpsman that he wants some condoms. The corpsman looks at him kind of strangely, but politely asks what brand he prefers…
"It don't matter to me none, as long as it fits a Camel."
Did you know that 9 out of 10 Doctors that tried Camels went back to women. The 10 was an Arab, sooooo...
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