“Dishonorable Discharge”

A Salty old Master Chief walks into a bordello and approaches the madam and says,

"My name is Master Chief Dick and I'm here for a woman!"

The madam immediately escorts the sailor upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.  He immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says,

"My name is Master Chief Dick, been in the Navy thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!"

Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that. The Master Chief replies,

"Like I said, I've been in the Navy thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, STAND AT EASE!"

His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration. The Master Chief says,

"I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!"

A raging hard-on once again, and he follows this display of prowess with the command of,

"STAND AT EASE!"

His penis goes limp once again. The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again. The Master Chief shouts,

"I've already told you honey, I've been in the Navy thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!"

His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command,

"STAND AT EASE."

The Master Chief looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says,

"Apparently you didn't hear me, STAND AT EASE!"

Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Master Chief is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, STAND AT EASE!"

No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells,

"You bastard!"

… and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks,

"What the hell is going on?"

The Master Chief replies,

"This penis disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"