From the
dock the woman watched as the salty sailor skillfully handled lines as he was docking
the boat. She was impressed that such an old man would still be doing such a
tough job. She decided to wait until the sailor disembarked. As he did, she
asked him …
"Hey
Sailor, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life?"
"Well,"
he said. "I would have to say it's because I smoke three packs of
cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky every week, eat a lot of fatty foods
and I never exercise.”
“Wow,
that's amazing," the woman said. "Exactly how old are you?"
He
answered …
"Thirty-one".
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