"First Deployment"

A young sailor about to go on his first ever Westpac visits his grandfather, a retired Chief.

"Gramps, I'm so excited to go on my first Westpc," he says.

"Well, son, let me see your seabag so I can make sure you're taking everything you need," says the grandfather.

The sailor goes and grabs his seabag. He pulls everything out for his grandfather to inspect, only to get smacked on the back of the head…

"Boy, you're going on a Westpac. Where's your pills for motion sickness? What if you get seasick? You don't want to embarrass yourself. Also, where's your condoms? You'll stop in many ports and meet many women. You don't know what they have or don't. Be safe."

The sailor ran to the local pharmacy and bought a bottle of Dramamine and a pack of condoms. He returned to his grandfather and showed them to him.

"Are you going for one day?! That's not enough." said the grandfather, so the sailor went back to the pharmacy and bought 10 more packs of Dramamine and 10 more packs of condoms.

"Are you kidding?" asked the grandfather when he came back. "You're going on a Westpac. That's at least six months."

The sailor ran off to the pharmacy again, and as he walked in, yelled to the pharmacist, "100 more packs of Dramamine, and 100 more packs of condoms!"

The pharmacist looks at him and replies: "Young man, it may not be any of my business, but if she makes you that nauseous, why are you still fucking her?"