"Chiefs Always Get The Best Outta Them Ensigns"

( Dipping The Ensign )

The new Ensign met his Division. He wanted to teach them about self-esteem, so he asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One Chief stood up and the Ensign was surprised. He didn’t think anyone would stand up, especially the Chief, so he asked him ...

“Why did you stand up?”

… Chief answered …

“I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself on your first day.”