Words you never want to hear while making love ... "Honey, I'm Home!"
A Sailor was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much underway almost all of the time. So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife. One Sunday morning while import for the weekend, we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'" |
Happen to me after a 6 mo. PG run.
ReplyDeleteI once got with a “West PAC Widow,” didn’t even know she was married until we talked about a week later. She had no pictures up at her place, no ring, nothing that suggested she was married.
ReplyDeleteAt the time I would’ve been 22 I guess. Thought it wasn’t so bad. Then I thought of the guy out at sea. Never did that ever again.
ReplyDeleteSaturday night Norfolk. 1970s. Squadron 6 buddy from Sub School class convinces me to join him, his gf and gf's female friend. Both are skimmer wives. Great. Female friend wants me to go steal parts for her VW! GREAT!!
ReplyDeleteI was a radioman, when it got slow at night personal messages were sent over the fleet broadcast. There was a message sent to another ship that said "the red car is back at your house". Poor slob, we were overseas and he had to live with that for the rest of his cruise.
ReplyDeleteMy rule was and still is to never chase a married woman. However depending on how good looking they are I may not run to fast from them.
ReplyDeleteA boy hood friend and I were on different ships, rotating on dew line, found out were dating same girl in Scotland on rotating times
ReplyDeleteThe most wonderful time in my life was when my bride met her Jody. we were married in the 1967-1969 time-frame. Jody moved her to New Orleans where they set up house. I filed for divorce using desertion as the reason, and woke up one morning shudd of her.
ReplyDeleteIt happens that Jody also wanted her gone, and she showed up on my ship's QD and asked why I changed the locks on our place? I explained that I didn't live there anymore and that is the only reason I could give her. I live on the ship. She left when she realized that the door she closed could not be reopened.From that day in 1969 to 1996 I remained single amassing many dollars and investing them. I went 20 years with MSC and never cashed a Navy pension check. I'd shake Jody's hand and thank him for the wonderful life he caused me.