Saturday, January 2, 2021

"Love in an Elevator"

 



A sailor showed up late to Quarters one morning with two black eyes after coming back off liberty. The Chief asks …
 
“Shipmate, why are you late, and what’s with the two black eyes?”
 
Thinking fast, the sailor retorts …
 
“Well you see Chief, I got stuck on an elevator with this beautiful busty lady and she caught me staring at her tits. She told me to ‘press one’ so I did … I don’t remember much after that!”
 




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