Friday, January 15, 2021

"Skipper's Inspection"

 



Reviewing his sailors during a command inspection, the Skipper noticed that one of his seamen had a huge erection …

 

“Chief I want you to give that man thirty days leave so he can be home with his wife!”

 

A few months go by and the Skipper holds another command inspection and once again, he notices the same seaman sporting another erection …

 

“Chief, I want you to give this man another thirty days leave.”

 

Two months later, exactly the same thing happens once again. This time the Skipper is angry …

 

“Chief, haven’t we given this young man two months of leave?”

 

“Yes Sir!”

 

… reply’s the Chief …

 

“Then what’s the problem? Why does he have a huge erection again?”

 

The Chief looks him over once or twice and whispers into the Skipper’s ear …

 

“I think it’s you he’s fond of sir!”

 


3 comments:

  1. It appears that the "erection" sailor would be most welcomed in today's "Navy". Back in the day he would have had a "medical" discharge or a party in the fan room. Kerr, EM3/c, '62--66. DD-756, DD-853.

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  2. Too Rich for my blood and not of the so-called modern mindset.

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