Reviewing
his sailors during a command inspection, the Skipper noticed that one of his
seamen had a huge erection …
“Chief I
want you to give that man thirty days leave so he can be home with his wife!”
A few
months go by and the Skipper holds another command inspection and once again,
he notices the same seaman sporting another erection …
“Chief, I
want you to give this man another thirty days leave.”
Two
months later, exactly the same thing happens once again. This time the Skipper
is angry …
“Chief,
haven’t we given this young man two months of leave?”
“Yes Sir!”
… reply’s
the Chief …
“Then
what’s the problem? Why does he have a huge erection again?”
The Chief
looks him over once or twice and whispers into the Skipper’s ear …
“I think
it’s you he’s fond of sir!”
It appears that the "erection" sailor would be most welcomed in today's "Navy". Back in the day he would have had a "medical" discharge or a party in the fan room. Kerr, EM3/c, '62--66. DD-756, DD-853.
ReplyDeleteToo Rich for my blood and not of the so-called modern mindset.
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