"Liberty"

 

After months out at sea the young sailor asked the old sailor …

“Where is the booze, where are the broads they told me about? How do you do this, we have been out for months.”

The old sailor gives him a stern look and says …

“We have simulated liberty. What is that you ask? We stand on deck, throw all our money overboard, hit our head on the bulkhead on the way down to the berthing, open the footlocker, whip out our Johnson, bang it a few times with the locker door, then go to sleep. Wake up sore head, sore Johnson, no money, simulated liberty.....Ha Ha!”