Many years ago, a Sailor had a belly ache and went to see the Doctor. Just as he
showed up he had to wait as the nurse was giving birth to an illegitimate baby.
So the quick-thinking Doc put the Sailor under ether, and when he came to, told
him he had just had a baby! The poor Seaman was quite surprised, but he
shrugged his shoulders and carried the infant off to sea, where they spent many
happy years, living as father and son. Finally, when it came the Sailor’s time
to die, he called the boy over and confessed…
“I’m
not really your father, I’m your mother. I’ve never even known your father’s
name. But I can tell you this … he must’ve been the slickest soap dropper in
the fleet!”
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FiN )
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