Dear
Abby,
I have a
problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a Boatswain in the Navy, and the other
was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My
mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was only three years old.
My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school
students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison. She was
sentenced for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I want to marry her.
My
problem is – if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is a
Boatswain in the Navy?
Signed,
Dilemma
That's the most horrendous offense of them all, don't tell her, mum's the word, loose lips, sink ships!😁
ReplyDeleteAt least he's not a snipe
ReplyDeleteNowadays the Boatswain would had gotten the chair. All others would be set! free
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