Sailors
have always been known for their tattoos. On one particular evening, a sailor
went into a tattoo parlor and asked to have a fifty-dollar bill tattooed on his
penis.
The
tattoo artist said…
“I’ve had
some strange requests but this one tops the lot. Why in the hell would you want
me to tattoo your prick with a picture of a
banknote?”
The sailor
replied …
“There
are three reasons. One, I love to play with my money.
Two, when
I play with my money, I love to see it grow.
Three,
and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow
fifty bucks, she won’t have to leave the house!”
( Fin )
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