After a hard day at work on the ship, the Chief heads out to the bar for a couple of drinks! As he leaves, late once again for the Misses, he stumbles upon a beggar in the streets! The beggar asks him…
“Mister, can you spare a dollar?”
Chief thinks it over for a second and asks the beggar…
“Are you gonna use it to buy alcohol?”
“No!”
… Says the beggar! So the Chief asks another question…
“If I give you a dollar, are you gonna use it to gamble?”
“Why of course not!”
… Says the beggar. So Chief asks…
“Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
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