Friday, February 10, 2023

"The Chief is Screwed"

 


After a hard day at work on the ship, the Chief heads out to the bar for a couple of drinks!  As he leaves, late once again for the Misses, he stumbles upon a beggar in the streets!  The beggar asks him…

 

“Mister, can you spare a dollar?”

Chief thinks it over for a second and asks the beggar…

“Are you gonna use it to buy alcohol?”


“No!”


… Says the beggar! So the Chief asks another question…

“If I give you a dollar, are you gonna use it to gamble?”


“Why of course not!”


… Says the beggar. So Chief asks…


“Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

 

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