Wednesday, April 19, 2023

"A Sailor Stationed in Guam Writes Home"

 

 

“The American beer that is sent over here has so much formaldehyde in it, it tastes like a urine sample from an embalmed, diabetic dead horse. But at least it’s better than the Guamanian version, which tastes like a urine sample from a live horse. If you wonder how I found out, the Marines told me. They’ll drink anything.”

 

7 comments:

  1. All lot of Schlitz beer was drunk.

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  2. A lot of San Miguel and Primo in Guam during the 70’s

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  3. It was cheaper to drink beer than soda Guam ‘74-‘77

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  4. Tuba. Made rubber out of your legs

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    1. And then there was always Mojo.

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