“Hold the Mayo”

 

A shipmate reported that when he was stationed on a Navy P-3C Orion years ago, there was a guy who always fell asleep during flights. The commander wanted to teach him a lesson, so one day he handed out little packets of mayonnaise to the rest of the flight crew. Two hours into the flight, “Sleeping Beauty” dozed off. The crew stood around him with their flight suits unzipped and, on cue, squirted the warm, gooey mayonnaise on his face. He immediately woke up, saw them all zipping their flight suits back up, and started touching his face while freaking out! It’s sufficed to say, he never fell asleep while on mission again!!!