“Sea Daddy JOKES”

 

The Navy Aviator was a hothead, and one time when his mouth got away from him, a fellow aviator decked him…

 

When the call went out during WWII for women to join the Navy, there was a huge Wave of response…

 

In the Navy, all recruits have to “shape up” and “ship out…”

 

The Navy mechanic slipped on the icy deck and wrenched his shoulder. The surgeon used a socket wrench to ease the pain…

 

When naval ships leave their anchorage they first have to put their anchors aweigh…

 

On occasion, Navy chow can be exceptional in a good way, but let’s not go overboard here…

Sailor Sam returned from leave petered out. He had spent the whole weekend trying to make Waves on a water bed…

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian.  

 

When I lost my rifle, the army charged me $85.

That’s why in the navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

 

I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite.

I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.

( Fin )