"The Local Village Girls"

 

A naïve young sailor who just pulled into port was at a local dance club when he was encouraged by his shipmates to ask one of the local village girls to dance. As the music got a little faster, one of the girl’s earrings dropped and fell down her back.

“Could you be a darling and get that for me?”

… she asked …

“Yes!”

… he stammered, but the more he reached for it, the further down her backside it would slide.

“Ahem” … blushing madly he said …

“I feel a perfect arse.”

“Really? Thank You! My tits are pretty good as well.”