Here are
some ghoulish Sailor’n jokes for you nautical salts out there. I know they’re
littered with more candy corn than a trick-or-treat bag, but I hope you enjoy
the creativity…
What do
you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
A
sea-ghoul!
If you're
booing right now, then our work here is done — and not because we made you groan
over our so-bad-but-good Halloween jokes, but because this is exactly what
you're supposed to be doing on Halloween…
Who's in
charge of the candy corn?
The
kernel.
Why did
the Headless Horseman join the Navy?
He wanted
to get a-head in life.
What did
the ghost say to the Corpsman when he went to medical?
I got a
boo-boo.
Did you
hear about the zombie sailor who took a nap?
It was
dead tired.
What do
ghostly sailors drink?
Ghoul-Aid.
Sailors
go to bars looking for booze. Ghosts go to bars looking for boos…
Why don’t
ghost sailors shower?
It
dampens their spirits.
Like sailors, zombies too have pick-up lines …
“Hey Babe, you’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
Why did the zombie sailor go to Captain’s Mast?
He missed his dead-line.
Why do witches and sailors both drink beer?
They both like a good brew…
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